Santa: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai To Tokari Ke Aadhe Ande Tere Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Kitane Hain To 10 Ke 10 Tere Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Murgi Bhi Teri? Banta: Abe Koi Sanket (Hint) To De
Majdur: Gadhe Ki Tarah Kaam Karaya Aur Majduri Sirf Bees Rupya ... Kuch To Nyay Kijie Santa (Munim Se): Thik Hai Yah Nyay Mangta Hai To Is Ke Samne Ghas Daal Do Aur Rupaye Le Lo
Jito: Aji Sunte Ho Ghar Men Namak Nahin Hai Dal Men Kya Dalun? Santa: Tere Men Dimag To Hai Hi Nahin Naya Colget Active Daal De Usmen Namak Hi Namak Hai Pagli
Santa Apni Kar Repar Karane Makenic Ki Dukaan Par Gaya Aur Bola: Meri Kar Ka Panchar Thik Kar Do Makenic: Sar Iska Panchar Thik Nahin Hoga Iska Tyar Badalna Padega Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola: Ek Kaam Karo Aage Wala Tyar Piche Laga Do
Jito: Jaanu Tum Mujhe Vaise Pyar Nahin Karte Jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajal Se Film Men Karta Hai Santa: Vo Pyar Karne Ke 12 Karod Leta Hai Tere Baap Ne Kabhi 2000 Nahin Diye
Santa: Tumane Apane Offis Men Us Ladki Ko Naukari Kyon Nahin Di? Banta: Yaar Vo Bahut Bevkuf Thi Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Bas Jab Maine Use Baithane Ke Liye Kaha To Vo Kursi Dhudhane Lagi